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- After the Parade (2)
- After The Parade (2)
- Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh (1)
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- Airplane Blues (5)
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- Alaska Highway (18)
- Albuquerque (1)
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- Alejandro's Ragtime Band / Freight Train Blues (1)
- All My Loving (4)
- All Right Kind of a Girl (11)
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- Before You Get Meals (1)
- Being Alone (3)
- Believe (1)
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- Big Ol' Blue Highway (6)
- Biggest Thing Man Has Ever Done (3)
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- Black Tornado (101)
- Blame It On The Loop (1)
- Blessed Are the Peacemakers (1)
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- Both Hands (1)
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- Break Up the USA (1)
- Breathe (21)
- Bright Lights (5)
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- Bush Must Be Defeated (8)
- Butterflies (1)
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- Can't Go Far Enough (1)
- Capetown (8)
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- Cash & Nin (7)
- Chain Around My Neck (6)
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- Changes (1)
- Charlie and Rhonda (1)
- Checkers (Nixon poem) (1)
- Cheese (2)
- Chelsea Hotel (61)
- Chelsea Hotel / Don't Think Twice, It's All Right / Ain't Got No Home (1)
- Chelsea Hotel #2 (1)
- Cherri (1)
- Chick Singers (1)
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- Chuck the Rest (1)
- City (9)
- City of Juarez (8)
- City of Models (12)
- Clay County (1)
- Clear (1)
- Closer to the Moon (1)
- Closer to You (10)
- Closets And Drawers (2)
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- Coffee With Dick (1)
- Color of the Blues (1)
- Colors (1)
- Come Back Andy Pettite (1)
- Come Fire or Flood (5)
- Comme vous le faites tous (7)
- Company Town (2)
- Confused Little Girl (4)
- Contagion (4)
- Cooler and Younger Than Me (1)
- Cowboy (16)
- Cravn Violin Static (4)
- Crazy for Her (2)
- Credit for the Living (1)
- Crosses (5)
- Crossroads (9)
- Crow (6)
- Cryin' Time (2)
- Cure for AIDS (17)
- Cy Young (2)
- Dan's sports trivia call-in (1)
- Dancing with a Ghost (1)
- Darva Conger (1)
- Days and Months and Years (1)
- Days Of Trump (1)
- Dear Annie Beasley (1)
- Dear Tiger Woods (1)
- Decadent Town (2)
- Deportee (Plane Wreck at Los Gatos) (1)
- Deregulation (1)
- Desert Rain (1)
- Desert Wind (8)
- Dictator (4)
- Disarmament (1)
- Dixie (2)
- Don't Get Mad, Get Even (2)
- Don't Make Me Leave (2)
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right (3)
- Donna (1)
- Dope (1)
- Dope (Nixon poem) (1)
- Dots (3)
- Dr. Seed (2)
- Dreidel (1)
- Dress (6)
- Drifting Along (6)
- Drinkin' That Marijuana (1)
- Drips (3)
- Drum (1)
- Economy (2)
- Eggs & Turkey (Nixon poem) (1)
- Einstein Was Wrong (4)
- El Paso (6)
- Eleanor (2)
- Election Day in Italy (1)
- Elliott Smith (5)
- Emotional Boundary (1)
- Equal & Opposite Reaction (1)
- Eric's Binoculars (1)
- Estelle (25)
- Etch-A-Sketch (1)
- Eva (14)
- Every Breath (1)
- Everybody's Baby (2)
- Everyday (2)
- Famous Painter (7)
- Fascist (1)
- Faster Than the Angels Can Fly (1)
- Fasting (1)
- Feel Like a Man (6)
- Fernando Valenzuela (1)
- Fillin' Station (1)
- Fire Escapes (2)
- Fishing With Your Grandpa (3)
- Five-Nothing Lead (9)
- Fly Away (13)
- Flying Geese (6)
- Folsom Prison Blues (1)
- For the City (1)
- For The Stage (1)
- Forever and Ever (2)
- Forgotten How to Make Friends (1)
- Francisco (Earth Girl) (4)
- Free As I Wanna Be (1)
- Free Bird (2)
- Free!! (1)
- Freight Train Blues (21)
- Fried Chicken (1)
- Friends (4)
- Frog Went A-Courting (1)
- Fuck You AI Songwriting App (4)
- Funeral Junkie (1)
- Gamblin' With My Love (Pete Rose) (9)
- George Floyd (1)
- Get Even (1)
- Girl (1)
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- Girls On Wilton (2)
- Go to Sleep (7)
- God (1)
- God Said No (64)
- Going Down the Road Feeling Bad (2)
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- Golden Ring (1)
- Good and Bye (1)
- Good News/Bad News About God (3)
- Gospel Plow (1)
- Graceland (13)
- Grandma Blew a 0.2 (2)
- Grandpa (5)
- Great Gentile Atheletes (1)
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- Haarlem (7)
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- Hang Around (2)
- Hanging Around (1)
- Hank Williams Jr. Had Tough Times Too (2)
- Hannibal (36)
- Happy Birthday (1)
- Hard Times (3)
- Heartaches by the Number (1)
- Heaven Bound Train (2)
- Help Me Heal The World (3)
- Hen Party (3)
- Hey Chicken Little (1)
- Hey God (2)
- Hey Suzi (1)
- Hillary (Don't Suffer In Silence) (4)
- Hiroshima (1)
- Hobo (5)
- Hobo's Lullaby (1)
- Holy House (1)
- Honeydoo! (1)
- Hoody (25)
- House Of The Rising Sun (1)
- Human Error (1)
- I Ain't Answerable to You (1)
- I Ain't Got No Home (20)
- I Don't Know Who I Am (5)
- I Don't Want to Spoil the Party (1)
- I Dreamed I Saw Donald Trump's Head Go Past My Window... (1)
- I Got A Guitar (1)
- I Had a Dream (Beatle #5) (2)
- I left the City Burning (2)
- I Married Myself (2)
- I Met the Circus Girl (1)
- I Need You (38)
- I Play My Guitar (4)
- I Shall Be Released (1)
- I Still Found a Way to Love You (1)
- I Still Wanna Fuck Shit Up (2)
- I'm a Lonesome Fugitive (3)
- I'm Not From Around Here (1)
- I'm Not the Guy (47)
- I'm the Man (1)
- I've Just Seen a Face / A Hard Day's Night / I Want to Hold Your Hand (1)
- If I Was Famous (1)
- If the Dodgers Had Stayed in Brooklyn (2)
- If The World's Still There (1)
- If This Ain't Love (2)
- In God's Time (2)
- Insurgency (1)
- It Vibrates (2)
- It won't hurt (1)
- Ivan's Barbershop (2)
- Jack Kramer Wood Racket (7)
- Jail (11)
- Jane (1)
- Jerusalem (95)
- Jesus (1)
- Jesus' House (1)
- Jew from Kentucky (7)
- Jewish Guys (7)
- Jim Rome (1)
- Joe Christ (6)
- Joe Torre (1)
- Joe Van Gogh (7)
- John McEnroe (3)
- John Wilkes Booth (1)
- Josephine & Ernest (4)
- Joyce & Galarraga (8)
- Joyce and Gallarraga (2)
- Juarez (1)
- Jumpy's Gonna Jump (1)
- Ken Starr (1)
- Key to the City (4)
- Kicked Out (4)
- Kids' Prayer (13)
- Kinda Looks Like You (2)
- King Day (1)
- King of the World (4)
- Krautmeyer (13)
- Krzyzewski (1)
- Kurt (4)
- Kurt Cobain (3)
- La Cheeserie (5)
- Land of the Great In-Between (2)
- Late Show (4)
- Latkes (1)
- Learn to Share (1)
- Learning to Drive (1)
- Lenny Bruce (1)
- Leonard Cohen (poem) (1)
- Let It Be (1)
- Let's Call the Whole Thing Off (1)
- Licorice (4)
- Lifeline (24)
- Lightning Jazz (25)
- Lithuania (7)
- Lithuania II (1)
- Little Bit of Dutch (2)
- Little Dot (1)
- Little Russian Girl (1)
- Live Another Day (7)
- Long As I Can See the Sky (1)
- Long as I Can See the Sky (1)
- Look Me in the Eye That Way (1)
- Look Out (Here Comes Tomorrow) (1)
- Looks Like You (3)
- Loop in the Boot (1)
- Lou Gehrig's Disease (3)
- Louis (1)
- Louisiana (1)
- Love Makes All the Other Worlds Go Round (1)
- Love You Forever (1)
- Lovesick Blues (3)
- Lucille (7)
- Lucky Guy (1)
- Lucy (2)
- Luke the Drifter (7)
- Magical Night (1)
- Malt Beverage (2)
- Marilyn (65)
- Marina (2)
- Marina and Me (6)
- Marjorie (2)
- Marlena (1)
- Mars (5)
- Martin Luther King (1)
- Massive Disconnect (1)
- Maybe It's You (1)
- McDLT, McNuggets, and Mikhail (1)
- Me and Dick Cheney (1)
- Me And You (1)
- Memphis (1)
- Merkle (4)
- Merle, Hank & Johnny (13)
- Merle, Hank, and Johnny (3)
- Mexican Beach (2)
- Mexican Vacation (6)
- Midsummer Night (5)
- Mind Games (1)
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- Missing You (1)
- Monica (4)
- Monuments (3)
- Most American Men (12)
- Mother Teresa (2)
- Mountain (1)
- Movin' On (2)
- Mr. Robinson (3)
- Mrs. Garcia (1)
- Museum (2)
- My Country II (3)
- My Little Swastika (14)
- My Love is Not For Sale (5)
- My Magic Powers (2)
- My Mom (1)
- Natalie (1)
- Nebraska (3)
- Negotiation (1)
- Neutrinos Have Mass (2)
- Never Fall in Love (1)
- Never Seen You Before (2)
- New America (2)
- New American Language (55)
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- New York Women (5)
- No Missing Link (15)
- No one in the Bible was White (2)
- No Reply (1)
- Not Perfect (1)
- Novak Djokovic (1)
- Now It Can Be Told (2)
- Now the World Can End (1)
- Now The World Can End (2)
- Nuclear Bomb (2)
- Numbers (3)
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- Oh My Love (1)
- Oh Pluto (2)
- Oh Sister (24)
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- Okie Girl (1)
- Oklahoma (2)
- Old Mother Hubbard (1)
- On a Plain (2)
- One Dance (5)
- One More Light (4)
- One Piece at a Time (16)
- One Song (5)
- One Thing Real (37)
- Onion Breath (1)
- Oops!... I Did It Again (1)
- Opposable Thumb (4)
- Orlando Cepeda (1)
- Osama in Obamaland (8)
- Ostrich Town (4)
- Party by Myself (21)
- Past Belief (3)
- Patch of Ground (4)
- Paul The Axeman Had A Blue Friend (Coda) (1)
- Peach in Paris (2)
- Perfume City (2)
- Pete Rose (Put Him In The Hall Of Fame) (1)
- Philip Glass (1)
- Picasso's Bullfight Pictures (1)
- Pickle Ball (1)
- Picture This (1)
- Pimlico Alone (4)
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- Piper's Alley (1)
- Planet with Two Suns (1)
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- Power In The Union (1)
- Praise The Living (1)
- President (12)
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- Price of Eggs (2)
- Pride Goes Before A Fall (2)
- Protest Song (5)
- Psycho Killer (2)
- Psycho Killer (1)
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- Question for the Waitress (1)
- Race You to the Moon (1)
- Rainbow Connection (2)
- Rainin' in Madrid (12)
- Raspberry Beret (1)
- Ray Durham (1)
- Reason to Believe (1)
- Reconsidering Nixon #14 (1)
- Reeperbahn (3)
- Regent Street (11)
- Remember Me (1)
- Rename (1)
- Republican Convention (2)
- Restless (3)
- Return To Sender (1)
- Revolution Begins in the Basement (6)
- Rice (10)
- Ridin' on a Train (1)
- Rincon (3)
- Rivalry (2)
- Roger Clemens (1)
- Rollerblades (11)
- Rolling Away (9)
- Rome (7)
- Rope and a Yardstick (2)
- Royal Jelly (2)
- Run Away (3)
- Running (4)
- Rye Whiskey (1)
- Sacre Coeur (2)
- Sadie Brown (1)
- Salt of the Earth / One Toke Over the Line / Psycho Killer (1)
- Sammy's Bat (1)
- San Francisco Bay Blues (2)
- San Gemignano (1)
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- Sculpter (2)
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- See What Is (1)
- See You on the Moon (5)
- Seven Miles an Hour (1)
- Sex (4)
- Shakespeare's Got a Gun (3)
- She'll Be Coming Round the Mountain (1)
- Shining (4)
- Shut Down (1)
- Side of Love (4)
- Sierra County Line (3)
- Silent Night (1)
- Sitting Around Gainesville (1)
- Six Birds (2)
- Six Strings (1)
- Sky (7)
- Sleeping Pills (1)
- Slowly Turn Around (2)
- Smart and Final (8)
- Soda Pop (3)
- Someone From the Office (1)
- Something Better Comin' Down (1)
- Sometimes You Gotta Let Yourself Fall (2)
- Soul (20)
- South American Motel (2)
- Sports Rap (1)
- Starting Over (8)
- Steve the Prophet (1)
- Stinky & Dirty Show Theme (10)
- Stinky & Dirty Show Theme (reprise) (1)
- Stinky And Dirty Theme (1)
- Stoned (5)
- Stranded in Kodiak (1)
- Street Television (1)
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- Suicide Room (3)
- Suit I'm Gonna Buy (1)
- Sunday (6)
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- Sunset Boulevard (1)
- Superman (10)
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- Sweetness (10)
- Swimming (4)
- Swoosh (6)
- Sylvia's Mother (1)
- Take Back The New Millennium (3)
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- Take the Guns Away (1)
- Take Us Back (2)
- Talkin' Al Kida Blues (18)
- Talkin' Alien Abduction Blues (7)
- Talkin' Canada (1)
- Talkin' Canada Blues (1)
- Talkin' Dynamic Pricing Blues (2)
- Talkin' Mrs. DiFranco Blues (1)
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- Talkin' Woody, Bob, Bruce & Dan Blues (10)
- Talking Mars Blues (1)
- Talking Waffle House Blues (2)
- Tape (16)
- Teresa Brown (1)
- Terre Haute (3)
- Thanksgiving Day Parade (26)
- The Bitches In Heat (1)
- The City Has Changed (1)
- The Day the Big One Hit (1)
- The Fascist in Me (8)
- The Fifth Beatle (32)
- The Golden Voice of Vin Scully (26)
- The Hitter (1)
- The House of the Rising Sun (6)
- The Kids Are Alright (1)
- The Legend of Yasiel Puig (1)
- The Old Church Jingle (1)
- The Side of Love (1)
- The Stinky & Dirty Show Theme Song (1)
- The Story Of My Life (1)
- The Suit Song (2)
- The Sun Shines on McCovey Cove (1)
- The Torn Flag (1)
- The United States Of Enron (1)
- The Year-By-Year Home Run Totals of Barry Bonds (1)
- There Is Not Enough Water in California (1)
- This Land Is Your Land (4)
- This Life (1)
- This Side of the White Lines (4)
- Three Wishes (2)
- Throw the Bums Out (1)
- Thunder Road (5)
- Thunder Road (4)
- Tiger Woods (69)
- Timeclock (1)
- To Love You (4)
- To Ramona (1)
- Toledo (7)
- Tom Brady (1)
- Too Late to Die Young (32)
- Train Station Gimberti (1)
- Train Station Via Gilberti (1)
- Trousers (3)
- Trudy (2)
- True Revolutionaries (5)
- Trump (1)
- Turn on a Dime (5)
- Turning Over (43)
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- Two Moons (1)
- Two-Month Affair (1)
- Tyranny (3)
- Uncle John's Band (1)
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- Via Gioberti (1)
- Vibrating Chair (1)
- Victor Wembanyama (8)
- Visions of Johanna (3)
- Vow of Silence (3)
- Waffle House (11)
- Waffle House Hannukah (1)
- Waiting for J. D. Salinger (2)
- Waiting for Van Gogh (13)
- Walking Down The Road (1)
- Walking Through Glass (4)
- Warm (6)
- Wasteland (23)
- Watching the Storm Come In (2)
- We Will Not Be Divided (6)
- Wednesday Night (9)
- Weird Little Thing (5)
- Welcome (3)
- Welcome (Madmen With Guns) (7)
- Well You Needn't (1)
- WFAN Jingle (2)
- What Kind of World (2)
- What's The Difference Between Boys & Girls (1)
- Whatcha Gonna Do When Your Crusade Is Over? (1)
- Wheatfield With Crows (3)
- When I'm Gone (1)
- When In New York (1)
- When My Buckner Moment Comes (6)
- When the Earth Had Two Moons (2)
- Whipping Post (1)
- Who Will Buy (1)
- Why Are Girls Showing Up in Pairs? (1)
- Why I Love Berkeley (1)
- Willie Mays (3)
- Wilt Chamberlain (Poem) (1)
- Without You (4)
- Witness (23)
- Workingman's Reward (2)
- World (1)
- World War (2)
- X-Mas Song (3)
- Year-by-Year Home Run Totals of Barry Bonds (12)
- Yellow Star (4)
- You and Me (1)
- You Are on My Mind (1)
- You Can't Do That (1)
- You Hung the Moon (1)
- You Lied (1)
- You Were On My Mind (2)
- You're Not Here (1)
- You've Got to Hide Your Love Away (1)
- Your Dance (3)
- Yucca (1)
- Z,Y, Xs (1)
- Zippy Zappe (3)
- Zoo (If I Thought) (1)
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